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monkey diving 

Verb. Butthole sex.
Chloe's dunk was so fine, it made want to go monkey diving.
monkey diving by No Eyed Schmee September 28, 2008

Monkey Bread 

when you nut in a black person's hair and u cut the hair off and eat it
cameron: im gonna make some monkey bread my neighbor, care to assist?
nicholas: nononononononoonoonoonon please
*nuts and cuts*
cameron: mmm yes monkey bread
Monkey Bread by cameornlma November 9, 2019

monkey fart

A syndrome in which one is standing within the confinement of a zoo. Then without warning a monkey jumps to the limb next to said person and releases a small to large burst of air from the buttock region. Sometimes, if lucky, a greasy release will expedite itself among the persons face leaving a stain that most call the mank, or monkey fart stain.
Did that stain come from a monkey fart?
monkey fart by Bob Hester February 12, 2004

monkey knuckle 

In a fight, hitting somebody with combo after combo or hitting your oponent from all sides; on the head, in the gut, behind them, ect.

When a monkey fights they wild out hitting you any way they can
He got knocked out after getting hit with that monkey knuckle. You can't block the monkey knuckle.
monkey knuckle by MiC Check December 28, 2005

Monkey Five-Oh

An obscure colloquism referring to the Police (Fuzz,Pig,Copper,etc.).

Origin is unknown, but apparently gives reference to "Hawaii 5-0" (a popular television show of the late 1970s), together with the inherent ape-like qualities associated to low-ranking law enforcers.
"...Quick, turn down the music - Monkey Five-Oh is right outside!"
Monkey Five-Oh by DardaDos September 1, 2005

monkey boodle

(n) to be a grumpy little fuss budget after getting off work
'Jessie, don't be such a monkey boodle to me!'
monkey boodle by Jess's Man January 5, 2008