lady of the morning

A radiant woman who wakens in the morning with a smile and a very sexy energy. This can lead to happy morning surprises of an intimate and fun nature.

I was roused from my sleep by a lady of the morning. She touched me in ways that made me happy. Then my mother walked in and freaked out. Clearly she isn't a lady of the morning too.

by Georgian Jaba September 18, 2016

morning mist

To propell night sweat from the buttocks onto your partner's face via flatulance.

Although cool and soothing, Sally did not enjoy her shower of morning mist.

by Ben Hinez September 7, 2005

mobbing

In guildwars, when doing AB's, noob teams that cannot win with skilled play will group up and just overrun everything with 12 guys making it impossible to break up the group
will from time to time get owned by players smart enough to avoid the mob and cap the points

stop mobbing noobs, CAP!!!

by ZDARKETE THE MIGHTY April 10, 2007

good morning

To ignore a hater in a sarcastic way

Hater: Wow your a fag
Stud: All i gotta say is good morning

by bigbobbybrown September 12, 2010

morning vag

Imagine peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich...

Make sure you wash your morning vag when you wake up. I don't feel like smelling that god awful stench.

by Skinketier March 10, 2008

Morning Glory

Trying to force out a very large shit in the morning, since the process is slow and eats up time like a boss you decide to flood the sink with hot or cold water and stick your hand in the sink until your shit has slid right out your butt hole.

"Broski, i love my Morning Glory"

by MikeyB A Baller October 13, 2011

Good Morning

A Morning in which a person masturbates

I had a good morning too!

by Jorje November 21, 2004