Middle-class America. Suburban, predominately caucasian, reminiscent of Pleasant ville. Common family unit consists of moderately successful father, stay-at-home mother, 2.5 blond kids, and a very, very nice lawn. Middle Americans thrive on monotony of routine and everything vanilla. The police have nothing better to do but harass and oppress anything remotely teenager, while 90% of parental figures are taking some sort of anti-depressant/bi-polar medication. The kids are avid drug users, as there is nothing else in town to occupy themselves with
Sounds a little like a Twilight Zone? It is.
Sounds a little like a Twilight Zone? It is.
" She'd never heard of a rave before."
" Grew up under a rock or something?"
" No, she's straight from middle america."
" Ohh."
" Grew up under a rock or something?"
" No, she's straight from middle america."
" Ohh."
by lira November 17, 2007
Get the middle america mug.a nice school located in Cobb County GA. the staff of the school include; crazy legs (the janitor with a bum leg), an insane 6th grade science teacher (she tells her secrets to chickens because pigs cant keep secrets and she got abducted by aliens...), and a 7th grade SS teacher spawned in the fires of hell. ( she could actually be Satan.)
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The best-rated middle school in Philadelphia, largely due to the overly strict rules of discipline and uniform. Located at Verree and Marchman roads. It combines the puny, slightly innocent 11-year-olds, with the much more mature and perverted 14-year-olds whose main topic of conversation is pubic hair. Most children spend their first month figuring out the circular hallways and the dizzying amount of staircases. The word 'detention' does not exist in the 7th grade world, it's a suspension or nothing. The building is either extremely cold or extremely hot. Russians and Mexicans make up most of the population.
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Get the Middle Schoolers mug.A middle school full for wannabes, popluars, 'gangsters', freaks, and normals. WFMS doesn't have nerds.
Most of the smart people are usually cool or normals.
The freaks in WFMS are usually the ones that play with those pokemon crap or those monster playing cards.The 6th graders tend to think that they're the shit ,and that they're so cool when they are not.6th graders also tend to make up rumors like the one where Mrs. Grammenos has thrown a chair at a student (It's not true). 7th graders are okish they know the school and they respect the 8th graders, but constrantly say things like " The 6th graders are so annoying this year." even tho they were once 6th graders and people said this about them also. The 8th graders are extremely cocky, they think that since they're older they rule the school. The 8th graders usually claim the back seats on the school bus.8th graders always think they're in charge but deep inside them they knew they are still the same as the 6th graders and 7th graders.
Most of the smart people are usually cool or normals.
The freaks in WFMS are usually the ones that play with those pokemon crap or those monster playing cards.The 6th graders tend to think that they're the shit ,and that they're so cool when they are not.6th graders also tend to make up rumors like the one where Mrs. Grammenos has thrown a chair at a student (It's not true). 7th graders are okish they know the school and they respect the 8th graders, but constrantly say things like " The 6th graders are so annoying this year." even tho they were once 6th graders and people said this about them also. The 8th graders are extremely cocky, they think that since they're older they rule the school. The 8th graders usually claim the back seats on the school bus.8th graders always think they're in charge but deep inside them they knew they are still the same as the 6th graders and 7th graders.
A day in Willam Floyd Middle School
6th grader: OMG did you hear Mrs. Grammenos threw a chair at a kid!!!!!!!! I saw it!!!!!
6th grader2: OMG I heard she's bi polar
7th grader: The sixth graders are such short losers this year
6 grader 1: NO!
8th grader : Losers why are you in the back, only 8th grade can site here.
8th grader 2 : I hate William Floyd Middle School , I cant wait till the high school!
6th grader: OMG did you hear Mrs. Grammenos threw a chair at a kid!!!!!!!! I saw it!!!!!
6th grader2: OMG I heard she's bi polar
7th grader: The sixth graders are such short losers this year
6 grader 1: NO!
8th grader : Losers why are you in the back, only 8th grade can site here.
8th grader 2 : I hate William Floyd Middle School , I cant wait till the high school!
by Wfms'er August 16, 2011
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While you're there, if you don't have blond hair, cool clothes, or a huge house, you might as well stick your head in a bucket, because people are going to A: Fuck with you, B: Call you names or C: completely IGNORE you.
There are some people who are pretty cool, but the rest are just jackasses. Most end up going to West Linn High School where the cycle is repeated. Almost everyone at ACMS doesn't care what you are INSIDE, but it matters who you pretend to be on the outside. The girls are thin, and the guys are dicks.
The staff sucks balls, etc etc.
If you make it out of there without crying or pissing yourself at least once, I salute you.
You may make it out of Athey and end up as a pretty cool person. But if you give in to peer pressure at the sound of the drum, there's another one gone.
Also, can you say drama?
There's way too much of it at ACMS. Let me tell you that.
While you're there, if you don't have blond hair, cool clothes, or a huge house, you might as well stick your head in a bucket, because people are going to A: Fuck with you, B: Call you names or C: completely IGNORE you.
There are some people who are pretty cool, but the rest are just jackasses. Most end up going to West Linn High School where the cycle is repeated. Almost everyone at ACMS doesn't care what you are INSIDE, but it matters who you pretend to be on the outside. The girls are thin, and the guys are dicks.
The staff sucks balls, etc etc.
If you make it out of there without crying or pissing yourself at least once, I salute you.
You may make it out of Athey and end up as a pretty cool person. But if you give in to peer pressure at the sound of the drum, there's another one gone.
Also, can you say drama?
There's way too much of it at ACMS. Let me tell you that.
Ex 1:
Girl 1: Hey, you know Sally?
Girl 2: Yeah! She's such a sweetie!
Girl 1: We should visit her! I haven't seen her in so long!
Girl 2: You dumbass, she goes to Athey Creek Middle School. You think you'll last two minutes in there without talking about your fucking clothes?
Girl 1: Oops, sorry!!
Ex 2:
Girl 1: Hi Tommy!
Boy 1: Hey bitch. What's up? Wanna go out even though we're only in 6th grade and my balls haven't dropped yet?
Girl 1: Yeah! And let me show you my cleavage! (She proceeds to shove her arms into the sides of her breasts to make it seem like she has cleavage with a ---A cup)
Boy 1: Yeah, that's hot. Wanna watch me walk away and go play football?
Girl 1: No, sorry, I'm busy shaking my hair and doing my make up. Why don't you come back some other time?
Boy 1: If I feel like it.
(Boy walks away)
(Girl 2 comes in)
Girl 2: OMG WAS THAT TOMMY?!
Girl 1: Yeah he's such a hottie! I want him inside me even though I don't know what it means!
Girl 2: Hahah you slut!
Girl 1: Hahah I AM a slut!
(girl 1 walks away)
(Mob of girls swarms)
Girl 2: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT SALLY?!
WHAT A SLUT! I HEARD SHE DID SHOTS BEHIND TOMMYS HOUSE AND THEN DID HIM IN THE BUSHES!
Mob of girls: HOLY SHIT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT BELIEVABLE BUT SINCE WE HAVE THE IQ OF SHOVELS, LET'S SPREAD IT AROUND!
Girl 1: Hey, you know Sally?
Girl 2: Yeah! She's such a sweetie!
Girl 1: We should visit her! I haven't seen her in so long!
Girl 2: You dumbass, she goes to Athey Creek Middle School. You think you'll last two minutes in there without talking about your fucking clothes?
Girl 1: Oops, sorry!!
Ex 2:
Girl 1: Hi Tommy!
Boy 1: Hey bitch. What's up? Wanna go out even though we're only in 6th grade and my balls haven't dropped yet?
Girl 1: Yeah! And let me show you my cleavage! (She proceeds to shove her arms into the sides of her breasts to make it seem like she has cleavage with a ---A cup)
Boy 1: Yeah, that's hot. Wanna watch me walk away and go play football?
Girl 1: No, sorry, I'm busy shaking my hair and doing my make up. Why don't you come back some other time?
Boy 1: If I feel like it.
(Boy walks away)
(Girl 2 comes in)
Girl 2: OMG WAS THAT TOMMY?!
Girl 1: Yeah he's such a hottie! I want him inside me even though I don't know what it means!
Girl 2: Hahah you slut!
Girl 1: Hahah I AM a slut!
(girl 1 walks away)
(Mob of girls swarms)
Girl 2: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT SALLY?!
WHAT A SLUT! I HEARD SHE DID SHOTS BEHIND TOMMYS HOUSE AND THEN DID HIM IN THE BUSHES!
Mob of girls: HOLY SHIT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT BELIEVABLE BUT SINCE WE HAVE THE IQ OF SHOVELS, LET'S SPREAD IT AROUND!
by ACMSSURVIVOR November 11, 2009
Get the Athey Creek Middle School mug.the fucking hell hole that makes everyone go suicidal crazy bitch on you. the teachers say its the best time of your life when really you will realize that the best time of your life is when you're 21 and can hang with all the legal boozers you call your friends.
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