Italian Loafers

The method Italian Mafia members would use to dispose of a body

Don't forget to give that rat a pair of Italian Loafers on his way out the door before he goes to sleep with the fish.

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Italian Ass Wedge

When a group of Italians get in a conga line and shove pizza slices in eachother's asses.

I saw the great Italian Ass Wedge yesterday in rome.

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When one shoves pasta in there but hole and lets it marinade for a day. Then forks it out in a twirling motion the poop being the perfect sauce.

He aldo you should try the Italian fork dish. Me and my lady loved the sauce and the noodle was so marinated.

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Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.

Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.

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It is when you are having anal facing a ledge her hands on the ledge.

You bro I took Stacy out to deadmans Clif and gave her an Italian gargoyle
Bro no way she actually let you do deal at deadmans

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When you’re overly tired due to consuming too much pasta and drinking too much wine

I really enjoyed my pasta and wine but damn I have now hit an Italian wall and need to lay down.

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An old Italian woman who whispers loudly, so that everyone can hear her and in turn, embarrasses herself and everyone around her

Everyone heard my what my mom was saying because she is an Italian Whisperer

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