can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"

by Max Casella May 2, 2006

jacking off in a corner

When someone periodically dissapears or leaves for no apparent reason or without warning during intense or important moments. Which then follows a question period of the persons whereabouts. When the person repeatedly disapears, the group assumes the person is an idiot and is most likely jackin'off some place.

Bob: Dude, where the hell is Adam.
Dan: No clue, probably jacking off in a corner somewhere.

by Sniperrul January 10, 2007

inappropro

something severely inappropriate

Voming on the steet is considered to be inappropro

by Larry H. October 19, 2007

frog in a blender

Dancing with disjointed movement

At every wedding there is a guy dancing like a frog in a blender, usually the bride's father!

by Brian Butterly August 2, 2006

In-a-gadda-da-vida

One-hit wonder by the awesome group Iron Butterfly. Real title is In the Garden of Eden. True Vesion is 17 Minutes long.

I love to listen to the song In-a-gadda-da-vida on my CD player.

by Ethan "Wolfex" Porter April 7, 2003

die in a fire

A statement that shows such utter disgust, contempt, hatred, and/or loathing for a fellow human being that you wish for them to expire in an extremely painful(and one would assume spectacular and tragic) way. This is usually precipitated by someone so violating what the wisher considers basic human decency, morals, or intelligence that little other recourse is avaliable.

15yo_girl: hay guyz, free paris!!
human_being1: Die in a fire.

Later in that same chatroom...

16yo_girl: AVRIL LAVRIGNE IS SO THE BEST ARTIST OF THE LAST 10 YEAR1111
human_being2: Stop yelling... and no, no shes not, her songs suck, for starters
16yo_girl: YEAH RIGHT11 HER SONG IMAGINE WAS SOOO DEEP111
human_being2: Die in a fire.

by Aquanesia July 20, 2008

Cat in a bush

the modern day term of cats pajamas, bees knees if you will. useally said while placing a cat in a bush or small shrub.

"Dude i cant believe you vomited on that car, thats a cat in a bush."

by TJ Kerger August 15, 2006