Human Meat

Uhhh....are you okay? Why are you searching human meat?

Since no normal person would do this here are some reason why I think your here:

1- Your not okay.

2- You told someone you searched up human meat to be funny but they didn't believe you so here we are.

3- You are actually interested in what humans taste like, (They have the texture of chicken and tend to be salty.)
How do I know that? Eh...no...reason.

4- You are cannibalistic and was trying to see where you can find human meat.

5- Your just extremely bored

6- You were trying to see if someone would write about human meat on Urban Dictionary. *Cough cough*

Person 1 - "I wonder what human meat tastes like"

Person 2- "Uhh, let's look it up on Urban Dictionary!"

Person 1- "Yeah! Good idea!"

by GoYeetAFridge October 20, 2019

Humans

There are two adversary forms of humans which are the Fucked Up Human and the Real Up Human. To scale from one or the other, all humans fall somewhere in line by every action that a human makes -- even each and every last keystroke being done.

Well be real up ya all humans... ok?

by In the Mindway May 1, 2005

space hump

To repeatedly thrust one's genitalia in a sexual manner into a space free of inanimate objects or living things; to hump without a designated target. The space hump is often used as a sign of personal victory, or is a result of extreme inebriation. The space hump can be performed from the traditional standing position, or by lying on one's back and thrusting towards the sky. Additional credit for style is added when done from an elevated position, such as atop a piece of furniture.

- When Bobby won the chess tournament, he jumped up on the table and celebrated with a space hump.

- I could tell John had been drinking, as he was standing on the couch shouting "Get these balls" and doing the space hump.

by Grandpa Sideways March 8, 2009

humana humana

a sensual way to say hottie

Who's the new humana humana on the office web-site?

by GeorgeyPorgey April 4, 2006

sub human

People who lack moral agency and have a career based on breaking the Non Agression Principle.

Politicians are sub human animals.

by 1973memes with helicopters January 7, 2020

humpty dump

the name of the first dump you take after someone cums in your ass

I just took the runniest humpty dump

by techstep April 22, 2006

Hummer Syndrome

the inverse relationship between the size of a man's vehicle and the size of his penis.

Another dude in an H2, definitely Hummer Syndrome. Man why doesn't he just get a bumper sticker that says "I'm compensating for my small dick".

by Scoats May 12, 2003