ho sherpa

1. a person who guides/warns others about ho's based on his/her own experience.

2. any ho who gives advice on how to deal with other ho's.

3. a ho who reveals the secrets of his/her hoish ways to the inexperienced.

Thank god Jill warned me about that barmaid. She really is a ho sherpa.

by Hadji Washington December 15, 2008

ho shizz

A more polite way of saying "holy shit". If you will, or if you're religious, it's a good way to express shock, or disbelief without being sent straight to hell, or the Headmaster.

Girl 1: *Squee!!* i got tickets to the MIKA concert! 8D
Girl 2: Ho shizz, you're kidding!! 8D

by Anonymous :3 December 3, 2007

Ho'ologist

An expert in the study of whore's.

I am a Ho'ologist.

My mate is a world renowned Ho'ologist.

by T.Flash February 13, 2008

ho-tale

A converation about a recent outrageous sexual encounter.

Man, I hate talking to her... she always has some outrageous Ho-Tale to tell me.

by Kyssable March 21, 2008

ho-diggery

Sexual intercourse which is not the beginning of a relationship - nor accident of alcohol consumption; simply abit of fun.

"Would you like to visit me tonight and we can indulge in a little ho-diggery".

by T D Bridge January 30, 2008

ho dizzle

an encounter resembling a ho down, but including copious amounts of marijuana and wide spread oral sex. This word is only present in geographical regions surrounding Canadian universities.

"Last night I tripped and ho dizzled, crazy night."
"Will I see you tonight at the ho dizzle?"

by RavensRock February 25, 2009

ho packet

1. similar to the ho bag, the ho packet is a total ho, though less of a ho than a full fledged ho or ho bag.
2. Containing slightly less ho than fits in a ho bag, the ho packet is more common and thus more annoyingly ho-like.

Atreu: Dude, that girl is kinda definitely a ho.

Bilbo: Yeah, i'd say she's a ho packet to the max.

by patriqo March 1, 2009