Goat Roper

One who ropes goats soley for his sexual needs and desires often time found at petting zoo's owns rhine stone chaps who is found to be wearing his'fuckin boots' which are 2 sizes too big for the prupose of fitting thier hind legs in them and useing the rope for leverage to have his way with goats allowing him to feel as if it was a challenge. native to the so.cal area

Hey does J.T have a new girlfriend? nope he's just dressed up in his boots and rhine stone chaps to go to the zoo. wow what a goat roper!!!!!

by The land scaper!!!! September 23, 2010

Goat man

A male/female that trys to get attention all the time and acts like a total asshole.

Oh god theres the goat man again trying to get people to like it.

by !ME! March 8, 2005

Throat Goat

People, specifically ones named Riley, who are exceptionally talented at slobbing knobs.

Yo do you know Riley?

Yeah I know him, he's the throat goat.
Dang is his head game really that good?
Yes... It is.

by Riley aka the Throat Goat September 5, 2021

goat fuck

When you fuck a goat.

John: Wheres my goat?
Ryan: Why?
John: So I can go for a nice round of goat fuck.

by marryjizzle February 23, 2009

sign of the goat

The devil horns hand signal.

Everyone made the Sign of the Goat when Dave Mustane started screaming.

by appliance July 1, 2007

Throat Goat

Barack Obama is the Throat Goat because he can shove so much down his throat at once.

Can you believe we got the Throat Goat as a president?

by Coshinoya June 5, 2021

Shaved-the-Goat

Verb: When a Male Diver hits the water at an unfortunate angle, resulting in severe pain in the testicles. Usually occuring during a dive when the feet enter the water first, leaving the genitals at a position which promotes vulnerability.

John: "Hey Dave why are you walking funny?"
Dave: "I just Shaved-the-Goat on that last dive."

by cooliestcat January 16, 2010