Mountain-goating

The act of scaling rocks and hillsides at a rapid pace.

Billy was mountain-goating up the rockside in order to capture the flag.

by thecumdown September 5, 2012

main goal

Something you are going towards or what you plan to do

Mr.Popular: My main goal is to blow up. Then act like I don't know nobody. *clever shark biting noises*

by Jeremy's Squip October 16, 2018

Throat Goat

Someone who gives mad glock

Dude have you heard? Hailey's a throat goat.

by AstralNull April 28, 2022

Media Goat

Pessi is a midget from Argentina who has enjoyed his lavishly through fake fames he has earned using media. He is so corrupted you in nature.Medias such as Goal,Sofa score, ESPN, sports 18.The greatest robbery in the history of the world (The 2021 Ballon dor was done by pecho frio.It was done by g giving bribe to France football.

Media goat is finished in the farmer league.

by Cyborg transformation ofpessi April 30, 2022

ed's goatee

The manliest of all facial hair. Ed's goatee is everything that is wanted or desired by women. Other men wish they could have Ed's goatee. Chuck Norris is only CHuck Norris, because he started with Ed's goatee.

Jeez, I can't get women to talk to me...I wish I could grow Ed's goatee.

by Richard Potato September 2, 2014

Pink Feed Goals

Acronym PFG

It is a term used to describe your Instagram feed when it’s Pink and Goals.

It can be used to describe anything pink. E.g. pink furniture, pink walls, pink skies, pink clothing.

Omg that shirt is pink feed goals, so #PFG!

by whatsPFG November 4, 2019

The Rule of Goats

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.

Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."

by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021