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Friend

A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.
Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

Bob and Jim are friends.
by Jimbo December 14, 2004
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fair-weather friend

A friend who is only nice to you when it's convenient. Someone who's wishy-washy. Someone who is a "backstabber." Someone who abandons you in certain situations.
Every time you're with Bob, you won't hang out with me. You're such a fair-weather friend.
by Greg October 26, 2003
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friend zoned

When you try to hook up with some girl, but get rejected and there is said 'lets just be friends'

Then you are Friend Zoned.
P1:I totally like Suzy, but when i asked her out, she friend zoned me completely.
P2;Fuck man, Good luck on getting out of the friend zone. LOL
by Kurkenbakker February 19, 2009
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best friend

A best friend is a person who means the most to you. You always think about them, and miss them when they aren't with you. You have inside jokes with them and a whole bunch of little things that are only significant to the two of you. You know each others family and practically live at each others house. You may call their parents 'mom' or 'dad'. This is the person you trust with your biggest secrets. You tell them anything and everything, and you think alike. This person understands you best, and gets you. You can talk on the phone for hours without even saying anything. You may go to the bathroom, take showers, or sleep while on the phone with this person. You love this person and all their faults, knowing that's what makes them who they are. You do everything together, and you don't need to worry about what they will think of you if you do this or that. They act crazy with you and have no problem looking mentally retarded with you. They might accidently ruin your stuff, or mess something up, but you just laugh because you love this person to death. You would take a bullet for this person, and they should come before boyfriends or girlfriends. They always consider your feelings, and they probably tease you a lot. You say mean things to each other because you find it funny. You may laugh at random things the normal person wouldn't. This person loves to be with you, and you are probably very similar. This is the person you're not afraid to say 'i love you' to, and sleep in the same bed with them. You may have known them since kindergarden, or since highschool. You just find this person fun, and loyal. Best friends are the best people in the world.
My best friend reads my mind.
I would say she is almost like an exact copy of me. And even though she pees her pants on my bed, I still love her to death, and she is my favorite person in the entire world.
by :] ilybestieee. February 19, 2008
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friend-in-law

A good friend of a good friend. Even if you tend to hang out in the same circles often, this person would only qualify as more of an acquaintance.

Not someone you would desire to hang out with alone. Either because you only talk to the person large group settings and never really directly bonded, or because it's someone with whom you share nothing in common (other than a similar friend) and it would be awkward and uncomfortable to spend time alone together.

Most often it is a significant other's best friend.
"Nah, I don't see Megan anymore ever since Dave moved away. She was only a friend-in-law anyway."
by Jeff Jism November 27, 2007
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friend slut

A person who makes a lot of friends but never makes any close friends to rely upon.
He has so many contacts in his cell because he is a friend slut.
by Anonymous May 13, 2005
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Sex fiend

a person male or female who is sex crazed and always horny they can't get enough sex and that includes masterbation also known as a sex addict.
Man 1:Damn my bitch is a sex fiend from hell, she always wants to fuck im getting too tired for this shit.

Man 2: Dude i don't see your problem.

Man 1: Why don't you fuck her then and see how long it takes you to get tired you mother fucker.
by ApacheWarrior November 15, 2009
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