FAIL

To completely blow an opportuntiy and look like a jackass doing it.

Jeez. This Star Wars New Game Experience sucks. Whatever developer pushed this forward is full of fail.

by !stugots! June 13, 2008

american fail

A fail that's beyond the epic fail level.

"why is it raining on the inside?"
"the gutter is broken...."
"american fail..."

by preznu March 28, 2009

Faiaz

An arrogant person, more often than not he is selfish in his ways. Always takes the sloppy seconds from his friends. His general behavior is fishy...

Person 1: Hey! Did you finally hook up with that crush of yours?

Person 2: Yeah, I did but I pulled a Faiaz and took the sloppy seconds from my mate Nick.

by DickPicDavid April 2, 2019

Epic Fail

A word describing the failure of Microsoft's Xbox 360.

Dude, you got the xbox ring of death, Epic fail.

by Zim_ October 26, 2008

Failcannon

A blast to the face by seriously screwing up

Dude? you seriously forgot your girlfriends name?

FAILCANNON

by elijahhhhhh October 23, 2008

failblog.org

Verb-
The act of failing so hard, that it is worthy of being on the failblog.org website. It can also be used as a word to describe someone's life or accomplished goals in which they brag about.(You can not like that person)

Bob:Did you see Ethan failing at Xbox last night?
Max:Dude he failed so hard, he failblog.orged.

-or-
Bob:Honestly Max, you just failblog.org at life.
Max:Your a bully =(.

by WeehawkenRules November 5, 2010

fail present

A gift that is a total fail and everyone knows it. The receiver obviously hates it. Responses similar to "oh, wow, this is...great... I love it...thaaaanks." are signs that you have given a fail present.

My boyfriend gave me socks for my birthday, such a fail present.

by Avenslove June 3, 2011