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Human Earthquake

noun. plz see cow for more info. for a person to be over 500 lbs. or they think that they don't weigh over the ton limit. when the person walks you can feel the earth trembling under them. when you see the person that is walking (i.e. Eva) you have to hold onto the table, slide under a sturdy table, or get yourself under the door and Brace yourself. Then scream out EARTHQUAKE!
the wal-mart worker Eva cow is so fat that there's always a sizematic trembler.

Bubbles and Countess always grab the edges of the table when there's an human earthquake proaching the break room. the tables start shaking like there's no tomorrow
by Motorola_Queen January 6, 2008
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why on earth would you search this. why.

why would you never mind
ok why on earth would you search this. why.
why on earth would you search this. why.
by bljmasters April 25, 2022
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earthwormy

That is one earthwormy girl
by hnycutt December 16, 2016
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earthworm jim

Meaning that of someone who has a small penis
Damn b, that chinese dude got himself an earthworm jim!
by 4RL November 25, 2006
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Hell on earth

by FFRead November 21, 2018
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Dinosaur Earth

Dinosaur earth is an unoriginal dead meme, consisting of cgi lies, and a religion scam. Dodecahedron earth is the only scientifically backed up fact.
Dinosaur earth is false and untrue. Dodecahedron earth is true and factual.
by OriginalPerson February 18, 2019
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flat earther

a intellectual person who is hundreds of years smarter that us, and has already found the meaning of life. most flatearthers are united, so if you fight with one, you deal with tribe.
dude 1- wow your pretty dumb
dude 2- thanks, at least im not a flat earther
dude 3- that was rude to all flat earthers
flatearthers- *gang up on dude two*
by FlatEartherGang November 7, 2018
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