give birth to a democrat

Taking an enormous shit.

After I heard Hilary Clinton's speech, I had to go give birth to a democrat.

by B Clinton May 3, 2008

Demolition Derby

A hat that looks normal, but causes severe head trauma

Man 1: Dude, what happened to your head?
Man 2: For April Fools' Day, my jackass roommate got me a Demolition Derby

by Matt |2 May 9, 2006

democracy

Great governmental system, doomed to fail once the masses figure out that with their vote they can loot the treasury.

Alex D'Toqueville, some Frog who toured and chronicled America, pointed out about 180 years ago the fatal flaw of democracy.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Steamin' Demon

A Steamin' Demon is when you take not one but two steaming turds, freshly dropped, and stuff them into your partners ears. This action resembles a demon with horns.

Billy was being naughty so his parents tied him up and gave him a Steamin' Demon!

by Ruben 12-5-16-16-15 December 15, 2008

Demoblican

In US politics, the counterpart of a Republicrat. Republicrat politicians belong to any one of the two main political parties but their voting record does not distinguish them from the other. Demoblican politicians also, but they belong to the other main political party.

Under Republicrat rule, man exploits man. When the Demoblicans take power, it shall be the other way around.

by John Canu November 3, 2006

Messy Democrat

You are having sex with a girl and you pull out too earl and make a mess of things

He got it all over her stomac when he went all Messy Democrat on her

by PP,JJ January 2, 2009

Demon

1) A dark figure, believed to be red and with wings and horns, was said to be a minion of Satan, and had the job to wreak havoc in ordinary people's lives. Pictured alot in mythology and in children's books.

2)A biolabs chemical composer. Usually has more than 3 irregular limbs and a tentacle/exposed brain. seen alot in North Carolinas' Technology park.

1) "I used to think demon posession was just a load of flameing crap, but after my neighbor's young daughter cut a "666" shape in my sons abdomen, slurped out his large colon then ate his crap for dessert, I believed she was indeed posessed. (Then I got my hick pal to shoot her in the pussy...twice.)"

2)
Sam: That guy has a fucking tentacle for a dick! And he's just letting it flap out in the wind like its no big deal.
maS: Meh, must be a Demon.

by hanes May 6, 2005