Smelly Crotch
Smelly Crotch by ZACHYWILLY October 9, 2020
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putty crotch
When a woman’s genitalia, mainly the labia, hangs down and features quite stretchy attributes similar to a glob of putty.
Skyler: “Sam had me over yesterday, she kept begging me to stretch out her box flaps around my willie!”
Conrad: “oh dang dude! Did you get all over that putty crotch? “
Skyler: “Yes.”
Conrad: “oh dang dude! Did you get all over that putty crotch? “
Skyler: “Yes.”
putty crotch by Mr. Woodshop Teacher June 8, 2018
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Mary Jane Rotten Crotch
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's description of a promiscuous girl, one that may or may not be a soldier's girlfriend prior to his military service. The term originated in the 1987 movie FULL METAL JACKET, and was used to describe the difference between a Springfield M-14 rifle used during basic training, and a female human, to the Marines being trained.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's dialog during the movie FULL METAL JACKET (1987):
(Shouting): "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name. Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging old MARY JANE ROTTEN CROTCH through her pretty pink panties are over. You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."
(Shouting): "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name. Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging old MARY JANE ROTTEN CROTCH through her pretty pink panties are over. You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."
Mary Jane Rotten Crotch by Scorpion Fangs January 6, 2008
trucker crotch
the combination scent of anus and ball sack commonly obtained after spending many hours driving or being in a car.
After driving his eighteen wheeler across the country. Hank's date took off his pants and realized he had a bad case of trucker crotch.
trucker crotch by closed call February 6, 2010
Town Crotch
From a song from Jonathan Coulton, talking about a party. A town crotch is a person thats "good to go at anytime". Ready to have sex at anytime.
See also: town bicycle
See also: town bicycle
(sees a slutty chick) Guy1: "Heey bob, there goes the town crotch!" Bob: "Hey now, thats my sister!"
girl1: "this is like the 6th girl he has went out with this week."
girl2: "sounds like we have a new town crotch"
girl1: "this is like the 6th girl he has went out with this week."
girl2: "sounds like we have a new town crotch"
Town Crotch by snakeeaterfan August 16, 2009
Golden Crotch
The Blonde equivalent to the Fire Crotch, but rarer, since even if blondes are somewhat more numerous than redheads (obviously discarding Artificial Blondes), the Golden Crotch can only be found among the clearest on the blonde Hair Spectrum, a very unusual and attractive shiny golden tone, usually no different from the hair color, or not much, unlike most true Blondies who have it light brown-ish. Usually accompanied by Holden Hair in the rest of the Body, even the Eyelashes!
After all the vigorous Drunken Brawling with Catherine last night all that I could remember was that shiny, Blinding Golden Crotch. I felt like I was penetrating a Frikin' Star!
That Golden Crotch was so Bling Bling that her Crabs had fifty Hookers each.
That Golden Crotch was so Bling Bling that her Crabs had fifty Hookers each.
Golden Crotch by asddsa May 3, 2010
finger crotch
finger crotch by samsmithsonion April 11, 2015