The place where you sit for 99% of your Childhood. An alternative to Sandpaper. The smooth side is on the back the rough side is where your ass goes. The backs are shaped like a fucking U which will ruib your back for years to come.
Teacher: Why have you taken your blazer off?
Stundent: Because my ass hurts from these fucking School Chairs so I have to cover it.
Stundent: Because my ass hurts from these fucking School Chairs so I have to cover it.
by Somebodythatiusedtoknow. April 2, 2020
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This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.
This sound is almost Identical to a real fart. A Chairfart happens when a chair squeaks or moves which in turn creates a farting noise. A Chairfart usually happens in a quiet room with lots of people (i.e. School, Church, Meeting room, etc.). The cover up for a Chairfart usually fails, because when you try and show someone that it was the chair making the noise, the chair refuses to make the noise again.
*chairfart*
Jim: Dude did you just fart?
Joe: No man, it was the chair squeaking. See look.
*proceeds to make the chair squeak again, but it doesn't*
Jim: No dude, it was totally you.
Joe: No dude I swear it was the chair farting
Jim: Ya ok. Whatever.
Jim: Dude did you just fart?
Joe: No man, it was the chair squeaking. See look.
*proceeds to make the chair squeak again, but it doesn't*
Jim: No dude, it was totally you.
Joe: No dude I swear it was the chair farting
Jim: Ya ok. Whatever.
by huntrguy May 28, 2009
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