cake eater 

A person from Edina, MN. Used because normal people only eat cake on their birthdays or for some other special occasion, while people from Edina eat cake for breakfast because they think they're better than everyone else.

Edina kid: "OMG! i scratched daddy's BMW! looks like i have to get a new one!"
Minneapolis kid: "Shut the fuck up before i rip you to pieces you fuckin cake eater"

cake eater by 612ThUg October 12, 2006

cake boy 

a soft, feminine heterosexual male

Jerome ain't queer. He's just a muthafuckin cake boy!

cake boy by Nasty Nate June 23, 2003

cakefart 

The application of chocolate cake to one's posterior immediately prior to expulsion of a flatus or series of flatii through the anus.

Leroy: "What happened to my chocolate cake, man?"
Derek: "Patsy cakefarted it all over Norah's face this morning"
Leroy: "Safe, man, safe"

cakefart by Steve06 August 30, 2008

Loco With the Cake 

Going crazy over money like a silly black man, ace hood.

I was goin' Loco with the cake when i saw shanquea and i pulled out money hoping she would suck my big black penis.

Loco With the Cake by Loco with the cake July 6, 2009

The Cake Is Not A Lie 

The cake is not a lie.....

This is the less commonly heard anti-phrase, of the

popular " the cake is a lie"

suggesting that the said thing is true, or factual.

The "cake is not a lie" can also refer to the realasing of the

game "portal 2" which has not happened yet.

Man: 2012 is the end!

smarter man: the cake is a lie!

smarter smarter man: the cake is not a lie, the cake is delicious.

Man: Wtf?

The Cake Is Not A Lie by thecake'snotalie May 10, 2010

Caedere'd

To be subjected to dragon porn against one's will.

I'd stop posting crap like that if I were you, lest you get Caedere'd.

Caedere'd by YiffyRaptor May 17, 2004

jamie cake 

yummy, cinnamony, squishy, lumpy sweet stuff.

i <3 jamie cake.

jamie cake by claire January 10, 2004