Crap whistle

Someone that talks shit all the time.

Boy oh boy.. what a crap whistle he talks so much shit he coughs farts.

by Petesbeeps August 29, 2017

Craptence

If your girlfriend broke up with U You can blame her for causing U Craptence

The time of feeling like crap. Craptence

by Pikablox October 29, 2017

Crap-tume

When you've been bigging up this years Halloween costume to everyone all month and it's now 6pm and you're leaving at 8 and all you've got is a roll of tinfoil and some green face paint.

Joe Bloggs #1: Hey Joe Bloggs #2 nice shrek costume, thought you were going as a robot?
Joe Bloggs #2: Ha Ha yea, turns out 2 hours isn't enough to make a decent costume, so i went with this Crap-tume instead.

by Legit(insert name here) November 1, 2017

crapshitvatard

Similar in meaning to libtard, but meant to be used against conservatives.

It also sounds a lot more similar to "conservative" than "libtard" does to "liberal".

Alternatively, "cunt-shit-va-twat" can also be used, if you so desire.

Fox News: "Hillary the libtard wants to ruin America"

CNN: "Donnie the crapshitvatard is ruining America"

by 100 106 116 July 22, 2018

Crapasstinator

Noun: one who habitually puts off doing things by doing meaningless things instead. Also, crapastinator.

I'm a chronic crapasstinator.

by JWO68 February 5, 2020

crap

crap can be defined in many ways
1. the stuff that comes out of your bootyhole when your stummy hurts
2. a great substitute word for a cuss word that you can say infornt of your mom without getting smacked
3. your piece of shit ex/fbuddy that you keep texting

1. damn i just took a massive crap
2. crap i burned myself
3. hes crap. literal crap.

by biyatchhhhh May 5, 2020

Craprehension

Noun.

When a person summarizes a statement and adds their 2 cents, which is always of no value.

the formula: horrible summary + bad opinion = craprehension.

Your craprehension is amazing.

by Hi Jinx May 7, 2020