brandon koifman

a soccer player that is the best at “gluck gluck 3000”. we officially have a recording of him sucking someone’s dingle dangle dongle...

“yooooo i wanna be a brandon koifman so so bad”

by uh.whore March 15, 2021

Brandon morin

He is the most perfect guy you could ever meet. He has absolutely no flaws, what so ever. He is funny, caring and sweet and super adorbale. He is so lovable and honestly just the best and there r no exact words to give him a description as perfect as he is.

That guy is almost as perfect as a Brandon morin. Almost.

by Celery man January 22, 2018

brandon oropeza

buff AF man is ripped, also hella skinny, usually slim thick type build. usually has the “man face” skin on roblox.

“is that…brandon oropeza? he’s shredded! nice cock bro!

by eggmastered May 03, 2022

brandon oropeza

a guy who has been closeted for a while and owns cats.

“look over there! that’s brandon oropeza! i caught him at the gay bar near downtown!”

by eggmastered May 02, 2022

brandon crook

A brandon crook is when you're doing your girl from behind and fall asleep on top and inside of her

Susan: Jim got so drunk last night, we got back home and he pulled a brandon crook!

by baby_joker September 26, 2017

Brandon Ceno

A dude who smells and 360 no scopes everyone

Have you every seen Brandon Ceno
Yes he is a beast but smells

Geez Brandon Ceno you smell like B.O.

by JohnCenoSmells5 June 05, 2019

Sussy Brandon

A sussy and sexy male with a gigantic cock who fucks his boys. Usually Adam and Gayson. Hard and fast

My boy did a Sussy Brandon on me last night

by Deezdeezdeezdeez September 09, 2021