acronymize

1. To make words into acronyms that don't stand for anything with the sole purpose of emphasizing the word! Especially as wall posts or status updates on social networking sites.

2. A step above ALL CAPS and exclamation marks!!!!

BOB post: "This S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y! This party is F.I.E.R.C.E.!"

BJ comment: "What does S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y. stand for?"

BOB comment: Nothing it's just S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y. because I.T. I.S. F.I.E.R.C.E.!!!

BJ comment: "O.K.... way to acronymize"

by PHPB February 28, 2011

Columbus Acorn

Giving someone the Columbus Acorn means to grab and squeeze your ball sack, and then a guy puts his dick in the middle and fucks it.

He was being a douche, so I fucked him the Columbus Acorn way.

by Mike Posato December 18, 2008

Aaron

The fucking cunt who likes to have sex with girls but hasn't convinced an actual girl to have sex with him yet. So mostly it's just with his bff who doesn't really even like him. Hes a mormon, cant cum, and cant keep it up. its ugly. He also googles how to make out. He likes to suck face, and his best friends dick on the side. He dumps girls over text and everyone hates him. Dick. He tried to kill himself, is possibly bipolar, is "in a gang and killed someone". Basically he's just a wholeeee lot of stupid. and he cant spell ment right, and believes a fake party was real.

Ms Campgnoli. Down Syndrome. Aaron. Super Herpes. Connor (also a douche)

by aaronisacunt January 7, 2010

Acrobat

a pedophile, a child molesteror. From 'PDF File', the file used by 'acrobat reader'.

'That Bill Henson is a real acrobat'

by sitcheh March 17, 2009

Aaron

Ugly Fish!!!!

Fish who is not good looking named Aaron

by Strawberry_Shortcake_83 March 28, 2010

Acorned

To be politically defrauded; particullarly voter registration manupliation, attacks on people who speak against a candidate, and manupliation of the Ballot Box.

My candidate lost because he was acorned.

by HankH December 9, 2008

Aaron

Slang for a "nice-nice-nice" person, generally male, and generally a bit broader in girth than most, but not so much that he would be called, "obese."

Aaron, you're a fat, nice, fat, fat, fat, nice, nice, nice, man with glasses, who's nice.

by Diggzigger October 2, 2010