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The process of publicizing some (but not all) incriminating evidence, then letting the person/organization (the ACORN-ee) involved make statements to the contrary. The ACORN-er then responds with more evidence that proves the statements just made were not only false, but also shows further incriminating evidence.
Mary: Did you hear about Mr. Smith, the high school athletic director? He was breaking regulations by falsifying documents and recruiting four athletes from outside the district for football.

John: Yeah, but he said he would never break regulation and that anybody wanting to join the team outside the boundaries would be "shown the door."

Mary: Well, today they showed a video of him going to the house that the athletes were staying in so they could lie to the school district. The video also shows there's a new pimped-out Escalade for each athlete. Not only that, he was carrying two cases of beer into the house. So he's also contributing to the delinquency of minors.

John: Man, he really got ACORNED!!!

(Mr. Smith proceeds to sue the school district for terminating his employment and the people who caught him giving alcohol to minors, illegal recruitment, giving gifts to student athletes, and falsifying information.)
Acorned by 6079SmithW November 23, 2009
When you lose a promotion or an election because someone has stacked the deck against you.
Too bad Chip didn't get that promotion!

Yeah, he really got ACORNED.
ACORNED by Dr. Scott January 21, 2009
When you organization/plan/idea/etc... that you had worked on for a long time is completely destroyed by your arch enemies using unfair, below the belt, CIA style direct actions.
- Did you hear about Fred? That dude got acornd pretty bad
- No, what happened
- The insurance company said he forgot to check a box in his application, so they denied his surgery and he died.
- Oh, shit you are right, he did get acornd in the ass.
Acornd by 805g September 21, 2009
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