yo mama

a yo mama joke dat aint fuuny

Yo mama so stupid she dong know the recipie for ice!

yo mama by Yo daddy March 15, 2003

yo mama

An individual (99.7% female) who is fantastically obese, unintelligable, or unappealing to one's vision. This individual may be large/stupid enough to believe that a Video Cassette Recorder (VCR) is a beeper.

Yo mama's so fat, she thoughtsic a quarterback was a refund.

yo mama by dolla dolla May 30, 2004

yo ma let me touch 

Not so popular pick-up line very suave people use. It always works.

"Yo ma let me touch."

yo ma let me touch by mikeschneider May 22, 2006

yo son 

When you drop the letters U and R from your, and apply the word son, then decide not to publish the definition, because apparently the word "boxxhenizeel" was so much better.

Josh: I defined yo son on urban dictionary
UD: NO SON YOU DIDNT! HAVE A BOXXHEINIZELL DAY!

yo son by joshua mcmuffin April 14, 2008

yo'mamand'em

A heartfelt, overused Salutation from South of the Mason-Dixon linespoken to wrap all members of the family into one word.

Translation - "Your Mother and Family"

Bob's friend Andy called and asked, "How's yo'mamand'em"

yo'mamand'em by lunchtime February 19, 2009

Yo wep 

1) an outburst.

2) something you just shout out to get attention or to distract someone.

3) to create confusion for you to escape an awkward situation/conversation.

person 1:'Yo wep!'
person 2: 'Cameron's here.'

person 1:'Yo wep!'
person 2: 'What?!'
person 1:'Hey.'

person 1: 'So about what happened last nigh..'
person 2: 'Yo wep!'(turns and walks off.)

Yo wep by wompwomp. January 5, 2010

Yo-Zone

1. The hypothetical barrier that exists between someone yoyoing and someone standing near them so that they are not injured by the possible path of the yoyo.

2. The mindset of someone that's intensely focused on their yoyoing whilst throwing.

1. After hitting someone with your yoyo: Dude you were totally in my yo-zone

2. Do not disturb me, I'm in the yo-zone at the moment

Yo-Zone by Testercles November 20, 2010