A name reserved for friends and acquaintances implying they are rather proficient at masturbating.
Derived from wanker and "spanking the monkey" a colorful description for masturbation.
Derived from wanker and "spanking the monkey" a colorful description for masturbation.
by budgieramone May 15, 2009
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Get the Wanker of the Week mug.The feeling of regret after you've just shot your load. Normally happens after you've had two hour wank session over some really, really filthy anal dressed up like a pig A2M porn that turns your stomach and makes you fire 2 metres.
Results in you running ccleaner to clear your tracks, the deletion of your five year porn stash and a cold shower.
Results in you running ccleaner to clear your tracks, the deletion of your five year porn stash and a cold shower.
Tim: I just burnt my clothes, chucked the PC out of the window and chopped my own balls off.
Ben: Bad case wanker's regret man.
Ben: Bad case wanker's regret man.
by TimBen86 December 23, 2009
Get the Wanker's Regret mug.A Wank-Diet is initiated by making a promise with oneself or Another person(s) to not participate in the act of masturbating.
Optional: allowances at up to 1 Ejaculation per week
Optional: allowances at up to 1 Ejaculation per week
Bob: Hey bro, wanna do some Dutch Rudder tonight?
Ted: No, I'm on a Wank-Diet.
Bob: Good luck, I'll just do the stranger instead
Ted: No, I'm on a Wank-Diet.
Bob: Good luck, I'll just do the stranger instead
by valom July 23, 2011
Get the Wank-Diet mug.An freaking awesome girl who is always understanding and can always relate to people. Her intelligence is beyond comprehension and she never gives up the opportunity to meet new people and makes new friends everyday.
She has no enemies because her personality doesn't allow that, but if you get on her bad side, she'll go Psycho-Asian on you and round house kick your ass across the room. You'll immediately regret messing with her because she has an army of friends that will kidnap you and send you to Guantanamo Bay to be tortured for the rest of your life.
She's also a BAMF on 2nd bass drum. ;)
She has no enemies because her personality doesn't allow that, but if you get on her bad side, she'll go Psycho-Asian on you and round house kick your ass across the room. You'll immediately regret messing with her because she has an army of friends that will kidnap you and send you to Guantanamo Bay to be tortured for the rest of your life.
She's also a BAMF on 2nd bass drum. ;)
Mean Girl: Wanisa's so ratchet.
Chuck Norris: *Round house kick*
Bruce Lee: Don't worry about them Wanisa, we've got your back...
Chuck Norris: *Round house kick*
Bruce Lee: Don't worry about them Wanisa, we've got your back...
by Ceasar's Palace MD February 25, 2013
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Get the Wankeress mug.Used to describe the motion of a wang (penis) as it dangles and swings around.
Sometimes specifically when it is slapping back and forth between your legs similar to a pendulum.
Sometimes specifically when it is slapping back and forth between your legs similar to a pendulum.
"I really wasn't in the mood last night, but when I saw my boyfriend's wangle I was consumed with lust."
"Oh man. I understand, when a guy wangles it's super sensual."
"Oh man. I understand, when a guy wangles it's super sensual."
by Yourinsaneex February 12, 2020
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