a townie is an under-educated,
brain damaged product of the welfare state who really should have been aborted at the earliest oppertunity.
Often found commiting various crimes and "'angin" around
cheap discount shops and market stalls that sell fake clothing with the hideous burberry pattern.
they lack the ability to communicate in anything above "errr", "Wot" and "Nah" with the most intellegent of them someday becoming a valued member of the fast food service industry although most
will end up living off the welfare state to support them and their eqaully intellectually diluted offspring's drug and fake burberry addiction.
the following solutions would render the townie an endangered species:
1: invest in a large
shotgun and declare "townie hunting season" open
2: Remove state "benifit" payments from them and make them get jobs, in this
case most would die off because their immense stupidity negates their chances of getting even a MacDonolds job.
3: Anyone who falls into the "townie" category should be sterillized immidiatly to
stop further generations sucking
money out of the economy and littering the landscape with their
useless carcasses.
a "townie" most often lives on or near a council estate where the
average income is based on how many
drugs they can sell or bikes they can
steal
