Nut Heavy

A condition whereby excessive semen has been built up by a dude and the scrotum is aching to bust a load of nut.

Two broken wrists has left me quite but heavy.

Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Shafty Nut

Sexy ass kid named Nick Humphrys

Shafty Nut is hot asf

by Jesuslations January 3, 2021

Judgement-Nut

To bust a nut so fast and hard, that it cuts through space-time.

M: "Show me your motivation!" *Unzips fly in the blink of an eye*

F: "Welp, now I'm pregnant. Guess that's just how Judgement-Nut works."

by InDedede July 3, 2022

nut biter

A person who bites the left or right nut regardless. They don't care what happened to it they will bite the living betsy out of it

I sucked his dick!
Was it big?
Damn right it was, I ended up biting his nuts, tho

I'm a nut biter, oh well
Did he scream?
Like a baby LOL

by Dangalang696969 June 19, 2015

Kog Nuts

A man with a massive penis and loves to wear racoon hats as a hobby, he is very beautiful and everybody wants to be him, he sells his parents car for cocaine money.

Oh man look at that Kog nuts I really need to see that racoon hat collection of his. I want to be exactly like him

by IDon'tLike October 6, 2016

Assorted Nuts

Multiple men having sex with the same woman.

Many crazy people in one area. Come in all shapes and sizes.

Man, that woman is getting assorted nuts.

This place is full of assorted nuts.

by СукаБлять January 26, 2015

Nut Master

Someone who Nuts so hard, they black out. They tend to feel horny whenever they're nervous.

Guy 1: What Happened?
Guy 2: Some guy had a Nut Master Problem, in the movie theater. The entire Cinema had to be evacuated it got so bad.

by Hindu Magic School Bus April 12, 2022