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tech wop

yo bro i just tech wop with your mom
by frjrrkrkrkk October 29, 2018
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Shower Tech

When you turn the shower so hot that it starts to steam up the whole room. While you are jerking off in the shower and when you bust with the heat and steam you pass out due too lack of oxygen from the steam and the pressure from busting all over the showers walls.
Yeah Trent I'll hop on Overwatch after I hit the Shower Tech real quick.
by datboyjay October 3, 2025
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Nike Tech Demon

a dude who wears a nike tech and does funny shit and identifies as a Nike Tech Demon
by Nike Tech Demon September 25, 2023
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chad tech

TheGlobalQBbuddy: Omg I death boosted with chad tech!
d0gexz: nigga what
by RobloxParker2008 May 1, 2021
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tech ten

An ugly fat chick that would be a 1 anywhere besides Michigan tech university
That girl was eye fucking me but nah, she's a tech ten and we ain't in the u.p.
by MSU 111 April 18, 2016
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tech tip

virgin: "tech tip: you can code using c++"
fbi: "virgin detected"
by sussyamognus July 11, 2022
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Eastern European Tech Tree

A “CE TT” is what you get when someone looks at Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania, Poland, Serbia, Croatia, Slovenia, Kosovo, Montenegro, Bosnia, Albania, North Macedonia, Bulgaria, Slovakia, Czech Republic and Ukraine… and decides “yeah, let’s throw ALL that into one pot, surely everyone will be happy!”

It’s basically Pokémon but with nations: gotta catch ‘em all, even if your 5 line tech tree inventory is full. All because it comes with “diverse playstyles,” both redfor and bluefor gear, a Navy that magically becomes “big” once you merge 15 small nations (Including land locked ones) Calling it a “Polish TT” of course doesn't fit, because it contains 15 differenat fucking nations , because apparently Poland alone would just be a copy and paste of USSR (because adding even more nations with USSR derived equipment will surely help).

The idea doesn’t work because it tries to merge far too many countries, each with their own distinct and often unrelated vehicle lineups. Instead of creating a focused, coherent progression, it ends up combining dozens of unique designs, doctrines, and equipment into a single tree that becomes overcrowded and inconsistent. With so many nations involved, the result isn’t unified or practical — it’s simply too much content condensed into one place, making it structurally messy and difficult to balance.
Gaijin should add a Eastern European Tech Tree- Person who isn't educated enough
Eastern Europe Tech Tree is the better solution- Person who isn't educated enough
by ThePolishThunder December 9, 2025
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