Somerset Table

The state of being unable to kiss a partner due to the presence of poisonous or distasteful matter in the mouth.

Etymolyogically derived from a misunderstanding.

"Let me just go brush my teeth, bit of a somerset table up in the gob"

by Street Salami July 21, 2023

Table

Something broken

*crash* Oh no

Our table
It’s broken

by TheMilkUrDadLookedForSince January 20, 2022

pooping table

A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate

The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.

by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013

The Long Table

A popular reference to taking big lines of cocaine (there does not even have to be a table)

Example 1
Person A: Did you get any
Person B: Yes, To The long table we go!!!

Example 2:

Person A:Where will I meet you
Person B Meet you at The Long Table

by Jay North 93 May 27, 2019

final table

The last table of players remaining in a poker tournament. Usually it is 9 people, unless it is a 6-max event, or if it is a World Poker Tour event. Some online final tables are 10 people, such as on Ultimate Bet and Carbon.

"There were 100 people in this and only the final table gets paid, I hope I make it."

"Wow, Phil Hellmuth is at another final table!"

by Michael Rizzuto May 10, 2008

Table leg move

To perform stick your leg into your partners ass and wiggle leg

I gave my girlfriend the table leg move and we had to rush to the er at 1 in the morning

by Krig6user December 31, 2021

Tabling

The act of jamming your cock from underneath an extendable table and having a woman fuck it from above.

“My cock is red raw!” “Why’s that, Nadeem?” “She was tabling me too hard last night, again!”

by Puzzle_Man November 6, 2020