plumbing squirrel

The act of inserting your nut into her vagina, performed during doggy-style anal sex.

"Dude, she finally let me give her the plumbing squirrel last night."

by Harman February 10, 2005

anal squirts

extreme case of diarrhea, so extreme that one often thinks they are urinating out of their anus.

drinking beer all night often leads to morning anal squirts

by raynebeau81 February 14, 2012

poop squirt

When your poop fucking squirts asshole

I ate hot wings last night now I got the poop squirts

by Stailballs May 22, 2016

rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop

Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")

Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"

by Heather Chandler January 19, 2011

Shooting a Squirrel

When a girl wearing a Dress sits with her legs spread showing you her Junk.

That Cute Blond Chick was "Shooting a Squirrel" at you during Math Class.

by Johnny Nomad October 8, 2011

poop square

the symbol for the national federation of poop enthusiasts

poop
o o
o o
poop

"All stand and pledge to the poop square"

by Jesse Owensby May 4, 2008

I'm square

I'm good. To be satisfied.

Dino: You want anymore of this pizza?
Hauzer: Nah, I'm square.

by Jedibrute July 28, 2009