Southern Slide

Wiping one's ass with four squares of toilet paper neatly stacked. Specifically, four squares neatly folded in half, two times, transversely.

I dropped a deuce that was so sloppy I had to wipe with a Southern Slide to keep it from running through onto my hand.

by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007

Pull all the legs off the spider

Masturbating 8 or more times in a day.

Will: What are you up to this weekend?

Jamie: I'm going to try and beat Rich's record of 7 and pull all the legs off the spider.

by howlingmadwilger March 29, 2010

Spider Cam

When a man looks thru his finger while catching his wife/girl masturbating trying not to look but not able to look away.

Mike pulled a spider cam as he tried not to watch his wife finish.

by Veranda Gang February 2, 2008

Spider Cup

The back middle cup of a beer pong rack. Can only occur if the middle row has been eliminated and the front cup is still standing (sometimes referred to as a "Letterman"). However, other cups can become "Spider Cups" if you yell it loud enough.

I couldnt win the beer pong tournament because I just couldnt hit that darn Spider Cup.

by Chris from Gtown October 16, 2008

Spider Balled

When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.

Wanna go swimming?

No, we'll get spider balled.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

Spider Cave

Another work for a dank , dusty old out of service butt hole

Tonight, after dinner, when my girl is nice and drunk... Im putting on my head lamp and going to explore that spider cave!

by The Creech March 4, 2011

spiderbrain

To be high/stoned and feel your brain tingle as if spiders were crawling upon it.

OMG this shits dank *puff puff pass*.....

*30 minutes later*

Dude... I feel like I have spiderbrain.

by darklette90 May 6, 2011