spits

spits is head . giving blowjobs and sucking dick .

Guy 1 : Yo and it was crazy , she gave him spits in the staircase . Shits mad ghetto .

Guy 2 : Oh Nahhh that crazy . Shes a baba .

by natedadon June 16, 2021

California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022

spit post

Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.

Today's Spit Post...

*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.

by madeinsanpablo July 8, 2014

Spit n' Slap

Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)

Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"

by Waferthyme September 6, 2018

spit serpent

The challenging practice of slowly spitting a stream of spit out of one's mouth and sucking it back into one's mouth before it drops to the ground.

A Spit Serpent is commonly used as pure entertainment for oneself or above another person's face for spite.

by Madame Thrice October 28, 2010

spit bomb

When you rman unexpectedly drops a louggy in the crack of your ass to get things started

Yo..my baby dropped the spit bomb on me and I knew it was about be on and poppin!

by Mstellitlikeitis January 7, 2016

Spits

When your throat gets dry to wear it almost peels, and you must have a bev on stand by- a more extreme cotton mouth

Damn he can’t breathe over there I think the spits got to him

by Motion boys September 15, 2022