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Spinal bleach

A more advanced type of trick, where you dig your fingernails so intensely into your partners back, you rip their flesh in half revealing their spinal cord. Because of the intense pain, you must pour gallons of bleach to block it out. Afterwards, you cum enough into their lacerated flesh and fill the entire gap, proceed to seal the rupture with super glue. Whenever you need to re-fill the gap, stick a tube up their lovely anus and continuously cum up their spinal cord.
Guy 1: “hey man, have you recently done your partners’ spinal bleach?”

Guy 2: “hall yeah, tearing the back in half gets me to climax in like .2 seconds, crazy good.”
by thicccneck December 11, 2018
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Spinelli’s Package Paradox

If you carry in multiple bags or packages from your car to your house your motivation is that you’re too lazy to make multiple trips but if you carry fewer bags or packages and make multiple trips your motivation is that you are too lazy to carry everything at once. They are opposite solutions both motivated by laziness.
Frankie was too tired to make more than one trip from Christmas shopping and decided to pile up everything and brin it in at once while Erin was too tired to grab everything and took things in one at a time fulfilling spinelli’s Package paradox
by The real Hank Contos December 18, 2018
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Spink

To think something and it be heard out loud without using vocal usage or moving your mouth or make a sound come out.
Spinking is When we perform on my radio show we use spinning to sync rap exercises
by KeysMotees WykeshaMonike July 7, 2019
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Spine Scraper

A dick that is so large that you can feel it scraping the inside of your spine.
Girl, I had a Spine Scraper last night and it was not enjoyable.
by RickRollin August 1, 2019
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spingy

big spingy = sponge bobby
krab: hey that is big spinge
pob: i am spongey bobbey! big spingy
by Kosmos(real) January 1, 2021
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Spinning sqaure

A annoying person or thing, used as an insult.
"I can't believe John won't buy me a ticket to the baseball game he has the money,he is such a spinning sqaure".
by KAC123321 January 22, 2021
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Spinach

A leaf.
Spinach leaf.
by idk2023 February 15, 2021
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