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When a guy or girl is jacked up on coke and then proceeds to jerk their partner’s cock super hard and fast almost ripping it off giving an intense experience of both pain and pleasure simultaneously.
Bianca gave Anthony a cocaine handjob and hand was moving so fast that it broke the sound barrier and cause a sonic boom while lifting him 5 feet off the bed
by The real Hank Contos June 26, 2020

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If you carry in multiple bags or packages from your car to your house your motivation is that you’re too lazy to make multiple trips but if you carry fewer bags or packages and make multiple trips your motivation is that you are too lazy to carry everything at once. They are opposite solutions both motivated by laziness.
Frankie was too tired to make more than one trip from Christmas shopping and decided to pile up everything and brin it in at once while Erin was too tired to grab everything and took things in one at a time fulfilling spinelli’s Package paradox
by The real Hank Contos December 18, 2018

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