The act of climbing the outside of the dividing wall of a public toilet and dropping a duece on an unsuspecting person who is also defocating. This can be dangerous and should be performed with a spotter to avoid injury and should also involve a hasty escape route.
see also Hot Carl Bomb
see also Hot Carl Bomb
Garreth was walking through the airport when suddenly his legs cramped and lost all strength. He knew what was coming and it wouldn't be pretty. He hastened to the lavatory, quickly laid down the paper seat, and dropped his trousers. Before he actually made contact with the paper-protected plastic, liquid hot magma sprayed the back of the bowl. As his quivering hamstrings regained their control, Garreth felt relieved and reached for the toilet paper to begin his ascent from the public bowl, and thats when he saw it; a white pimply ass perched over the top of the stall. In pre-wiped frozen horror, he watched as the intruding ass released 12 inches of unholy fecal rope that splatted down onto his right knee. Damn it! If not for the pre-diarrhea leg cramp weakness, he would have been able to avoid this sky shit. On top of everything else, cleaning up his soiled leg took too much time and Garreth missed his connecting flight.
by A Child Without an Eye December 23, 2004
by Michael Rizzuto May 03, 2008
When a shit lasts so long that you are able to listen to the entire song by Lynyrd Skynyrd while on the toilet.
by funnythatsmyname October 27, 2010
That first piece of feces that almost makes you burst a blood vessel to push out, but after that, the flood gates open.
by Skizzblizz October 30, 2009
The opposite of "The cream rises". A saying used to denote that people in positions of power often got where they are through corruption and do not deserve the advantages they have
by D Flawless October 16, 2020
A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.
by Jacques Asse June 04, 2009
by Ryo-FFXIV November 12, 2013