Pound Town

Is a fictitious place which represents an act known as sexual intercourse. This term is to be used with subtlety is necessarily. "Pound Town" is not to be used in vulgar manner. It is to be used as a polite synonym to replace other vulgar synonyms for pro creation.

Also, when one visits pound town, he or she must note his or her "PPM". PPM represents "pounds per minute". So, when person discusses pound town, he or she must make mention of his or her PPM during his or her stay in pound town.

To find your PPM, simple count the number of "pounds" or "slams" per 10 second interval and then multiply by 6 to have your average PPM!

BACKGROUND: "Pound Down" originated in 2007 in a small town in Maryland. The term came about after "the girls" hung out and started sharing stories. It is important not to use the term without giving thanks to "the girls" in Maryland.

PETTY: "So, Ross, What did you do last night?"

ROSS: " well Petty, I went out with a girl, went for ice cream and then I took her to pound town."

PETTY: "nice, what was your ppm?"

ROSS: " Well, I started out slow at around 30 ppm for a few minutes and then ramped it up to about 60 ppm for about 2 minutes"

by The ross-miester March 24, 2009

Pound Sand

Go away. Get lost. Leave now. Get out of my sight.

You best pound sand before I beat your face in; I don't want to argue anymore.

by Shanranae August 21, 2018

Proundest

a word used to describe the feeling of pride that no one understands. If used in a sentence the common reaction to Proudest is "What the fuck is that"

m1 : I was just the Proundest to see my son win the race
m2: what the fuck is Proundest?

by Sweet Jesus Riding a Dinosaur September 2, 2018

proudcamper

Best teleport camper eva!

Suicide Bob: Dude, stop fuckin camping Ahh!!! I'm DEAD! proudcamper: Would you like an apple pie with that?

by Dmitriv October 3, 2003

proud banana

A dessert dish consisting of ice cream, whipped cream, and a single peeled banana sticking out of the top. The banana is meant to be a phallic symbol.

He tried to turn her on with his proud banana, but she thought it looked a little limp.

by iluvhlaurie March 28, 2009

Proud Alpapa

The pride you feel when your Alpaca gives birth.

Rob's Alpaca was having a baby, and he was brimming with great pride, he had become a Proud Alpapa

by Eddie Weinertuck September 24, 2012

Pound Angels

What you make if you take your special someone to poundtown in a snowy field. Similar to a snow angel.

David fucked Selin in the field behind the school, and the only evidence afterwards was the pair of Pound Angels they left in the snow.

by TPBSpeedwagon February 9, 2013