Screw the nut

Glaswegian slang meaning “be careful”, “pay attention” or “stop messing about” depending on the situation. Your “nut” is your head, or your brain, to be more precise!
“Screw the nut, ya dafty!”
…means “stop messing about, you silly person!”
by Terrysuki July 25, 2022
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Nut Sync

When 2 or more buddies ejaculate at roughly same time and have interconnected thoughts and understanding of each other.
Guy 1: you parked the car wrong

Guy 2: no I didn’t

Guy 3: then why’s it rolling backwards?
Guy 1: that’s what I was gonna say
Guy 3 and guy 1: Nut Sync
by Over-all-killer365 March 05, 2020
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Judgement-Nut

To bust a nut so fast and hard, that it cuts through space-time.
M: "Show me your motivation!" *Unzips fly in the blink of an eye*

F: "Welp, now I'm pregnant. Guess that's just how Judgement-Nut works."
by InDedede July 04, 2022
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Nut Splash

When you take a dump and the backsplash hits your testicles.
Man, I had the squirts yesterday and shat so hard I got a diarrhea nut splash. I hope I got it all off.
by Velocinox October 28, 2010
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Bear Nuts

Extremely hairy balls. Like Chewbacca dangling upside down.
Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.

I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
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Nut Cap

The plug that forms inside the tip of your penis due to the presence of excess semen after ejaculation.
Bryan: Hey guys, after I nutted this morning I took a piss and totally watched the nut cap shoot out of my dick.
by JDawg098 August 16, 2011
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Slithering Nuts

Sliding your nuts from left to right, much like a slithering snake, across a females face.
What if i slithered my nuts across a girls face in public? Call them slithering nuts.
by JakeSpecs August 07, 2020
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