Moosetrain

An adjective for a sound that resembles a moose getting anally raped by a train.

If your band actually sounds pretty decent, then the perfect oppurtunity to say this would be when the band first gets their music (unless of course your band is a bunch of sightreading robots)

"You guys sound like MOOSETRAINS!" lol, Tamika, can't wait

by Priya Ravichandran June 24, 2007

moose cracker

an epithet, generally spoken in anger/surprise at something going wrong

Son of a moose cracker, that stupid driver cut me off

by moosecracker October 31, 2007

Moosajee

1.) A super race of african moose killers

2.) A family that rapes cats

3.) A group of people with moose sized penisis

4.) Korean haters

5.) Commonly used with protection

6.) Too pull of a large fart and leave the room

Did you go visit the Moosajee's?

OMG u just pulled a Moosajee!

by Tutionadunda April 1, 2009

Moose

the singular form of "Meese"

it is a animal that is seemingly harmless, but actually carries a knife...

Person 1: awwwww look at those meese, i think ill pet that moose.
Person 2:NOOO YOULL GET KNIFED!

by those two December 13, 2009

Moose Burger

This is a sex position for a menage a trois. You need two fatties and a one thin person. The thin person leaps between the two fatties having 69 and get sandwiched causing shortness of breath.

We sure moose burgered the shit out of that little fucker Jonny. Jonny learned his lesson after entering his parents bedroom after his bed time.

Man found dead after getting caught up in a moose burger with Queen Latifah and Dog the Bounty Hunter.

by Surviver March 11, 2010

Anonymous Moose

A moose who believes that Barack Obama is the root of all evil. Longhand for anonymoose, albeit with a different definition.

Man, that Anonymous Moose keeps telling us that Obama is a criminal!

by ranxiety April 9, 2011

Purple Moose

When you are blue balled and you get your wifes friend to finish you off.

Hey hun I hope u dont mind stacy helped me purple moose.

by Johnny No nutz August 23, 2011