Monkey Trumpets

used to express extreme disapointment in a situation...

ted- hey bill did you know our physics final is tomorrow?

bill- Oh monkey trumpets! I forgot!

by -PRIZM- January 18, 2008

monkey fetish

Someone who hangs upside down and Jack's off and nuts in their own mouth. Especially at kids playgrounds.

Frank I just saw someone monkey fetishizing at the park.

by Dallas cowboys fuck kids March 9, 2019

dice monkey

A derogatory term for a person who wins a strategy game thanks to abnormally good die rolls instead of good strategy. The idea is that the person's ability to play the game is no better than that of a monkey who is trained to roll the dice on cue.

"That's the worst strategy I've ever seen, but this dice monkey keeps rolling high."

by Scott Forster August 4, 2005

screwed monkey

An alcoholic drink made by drinking a 40 of malt liquor down to the top of the label, then pouring in vodka and orange juice (a screwdriver) til it is completely full. Very delicious.

I only drank one screwed monkey and I was messed up for the entire night.

by Drinkmaster January 18, 2006

rumor monger

Someone who actively seeks out and spreads rumors.

Neecholas is a total rumor monger, he digs up dirt on everyone.

by Relin January 1, 2009

boob monger

A term used only by women and gay men to denote men who are highly attracted to breasts.

Ugh, he doesn't really like me. He's just a boob monger.

by William B. Smacky November 10, 2007

web monkey

Overworked web producers who make frequent grammar errors.

Those web monkeys at mlsnet.com are always dangling participles.

by Yizhak Finkelstein January 15, 2009