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Jonothon

Someone who operates on the audacity-to-brain ratio of 10:1. Dumb as a rock, yet somehow convinced they’re Einstein. Leaves disaster and eye-rolls in their wake.
Classic Jonothon—still telling stories no one believes.
by Victimoffraud September 3, 2025
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Jonathan

Jonathan
by GermaniumL November 8, 2025
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a nice very intelligent man who has a huge crush on Layla
"Jonathan"
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Sam Johnathon William Clarke

He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.
Sam Johnathon William Clarke.. he is the most amazing man to ever live, he is irresistible.
by Chloe'Sizer April 30, 2011
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jonas jonathan gustaffson

Bro you are such a jonas jonathan gustaffson
by YABOYLUKAAAS April 24, 2017
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spicy_jonathan

Some kid with the single greatest Instagram meme page of all time.
Brandon: Hey dude, I just followed spicy_jonathan ! His memes are incredible!!
Mike: spicy_jonathans meme page keeps me from ending it all!
by ooooouuuuuuuffff September 14, 2017
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Moist Jonathan

A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.
Have you seen Alex? He's grown himself one hell of a moist Jonathan.
by Moist J October 6, 2018
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