The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.
by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021
Get the Michael Jordan mug.by Carter Schar April 4, 2019
Get the Jordan Mcdorman mug.he is the mightiest person you’ve ever met. he has rock hard abs and the biggest butt. he can dance like no other. he has 9 more lives and he was killed by the tiki gods. he will always keep his sweet baby sofia protected and never hurt her. he is friends with a lot of weaklings and calls everyone peasants. you’ll never want to be enemies with mighty jordan
mighty jordan is so strong and mighty.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing
mighty jordan has rock hard abs.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing
mighty jordan has rock hard abs.
by weakling0944 July 23, 2020
Get the mighty jordan mug.small area in ny mostly farming quite yet can cause trouble. elementary school is good middle school is a mess and high school is ok. but for the most part its small and somewhat ordered
by reeeeeebeeeee July 13, 2019
Get the jordan elbridge mug.People stand around talking about their Air Jordans or complementing other people's Jordans. There are so many different kinds of Jordans, it can be a long discussion. Air Jordans, Michael Jordan, Nike, Jordans, sneakerhead, trainers, basketball shoes, basketball
I love going to the barbershop on the weekend, all the guys wear their latest and greatest Air Jordans. The Jordan talk gets pretty intense.
by joecoolthefool August 7, 2017
Get the Jordan talk mug.child predator that perves on girls that are 13 and when he gets exposed he’s like, oh shit thought she was atleast 16
by jordan betts April 12, 2020
Get the jordan betts mug.Someone who has a very small willy
by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020
Get the Felix jordan mug.