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gooberest

Someone who has achieved the highest goober rank.
That lad over there is clearly the gooberest of us all.
by The Goobest Goobeller September 8, 2023
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goobercock

A silly fuckwad who has a goobery cock

(Man with an unwashed penis)
God tim is such a Goobercock!”
by Pubic publication. INC September 9, 2023
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Goober

Goober is pooping outside.
by Notbroski September 25, 2023
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Goober

An abnormal ass mf that is just not that guy, you’re not funny and get zero poon, or dong, probably should change that.
by SupremeOtter September 27, 2023
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Goober Stank

Man, the goober stank in that daycare was powerful.
by Cuddly_kitten September 27, 2023
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goober

I kinder way to call someone stupid.
person 1: you're such a goober
person 2: no I'm not!
by somegoober October 7, 2023
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Gobby

Something that someone gets when they accuse other people of talking too much and wasting time when the only reason is their existence around them in the first place , so literally forcing an excuse to give someone a gobby is the fastest way to get one given to you instead especially when it’s because you are just doing it because the person has a lot of sex and isn’t a gronk but you need them to be to feel good about your decision to exclude them from your entitled lifestyle. But you know deep down it’s right for them to be there , and if you find that out , you find out that your actually too much of a gronk and your actually cursed like a black slave using voodoo in the 20’s and that’s too hard to accept because it’s too late your already a husband and a dad wtf will happen if they find out your a fuckwit?
That gobby showed up with ten grand and interrupted my threesome I was having just because he was born with a hair lip and a disabled persons strength and somehow convinced a nice girl to have his kids and marry him , I think he told his wife the gobby can’t handle threesomes and was about to prove him wrong so he had to interrupt incase his wife divorced him for brainwashing her and making her have his kids based on a bunch of fucked up lies he told her haha
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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