lung fucker

A factory made, tobacco cigarette

well, im gonna go have a lung fucker, dont do all my blow while im gone

by willllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll October 14, 2007

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placenta fucker

the act of amassing a large enough amount of placenta to fill a jug with.
then proceeding to gain erection by whatever means necessary and then humping placenta jug until orgasm.

when dimitri couldnt get aroused he decided to do some placenta fucking ie. making him a placenta fucker.

by Jackzilla April 5, 2009

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Fist fucked in the fart box

The amazing feat of having a fist in ones anus.

"Holy crap"
"What?"
"You know Mike right?"
"Yes"
"Well I told him U of M rules and the Spartans stink."
"Why are you limping?"
"Well um. I got Fist fucked in the fart box, dry. No lube"
"AWE SICK!"...and you let him"
"I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE, he loves the Spartans, he went full psycho."

by Not ewf June 13, 2014

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jelly fucker

Men or women that only like to fuck obese people

Man 1: Did you see the size of that bird simo took home last night, she was huge
Man 2: that's cause he's a jelly fucker

by snapper84 July 6, 2014

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mother fucker moment

A moment or situation that prompts a person to utter the words "mother fucker"

when bobby stepped out on his front porch and noticed that his new neighbors were black, he uttered "Mother fucker" under his breath. Bobby just had a mother fucker moment

by Thug nasty, Nasty THUG! September 25, 2015

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get fucked dickhead

when your mate asks you to do 'something', and that 'something' is so ridiculous or will undermine your position as the alpha male in your relationship with said mate, the only way to respond is with 'get fucked dickhead'

mate: hey mate, seeing as though your position in this company has changed and you are now moving up stairs, I am taking your desk after tomorrow and I expect it to be clear of all your shit by tomorrow.

you: get fucked dickhead

by Mtbaddict May 31, 2016

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