Kicking/using your feet to keep a ball from bouncing up off the ground and hitting you. Especially useful for if you want to have kids some day. Poor testacles :(
I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.
by Chrisssythewhite February 26, 2011
Get the Kung-Football mug.Poobatty-Football it the sport, played around a poobatty-ball court. Players must stand AROUND THE OUTSIDE of the court and kick the ball being used over the poobatty-net. The ball must bounce once within the other teams half before reaching players of the other team who then have 4 touches (max one per player) and as many bounces (on or off the court) as is necessary before returning the shot. If a team fails to return a shot with 4 touches then the round is lost. Scoring is the same as tennis with points, games, sets and matches, a team can only win a game by two clear points.
Whats the Poobatty-Football World Championships score? GBR are winning by 3 sets 2 games and a point.
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