French Horn

A sleek brass instrument that requires focus and determination to play. Made in Germany but after a misinterpretation of the F in the F horn, it has since been called the French horn. Its proper name is just Horn. To become good at the Horn, players must dedicate lots of time to master the air control and embouchure. The single horn has 3 keys, and the double has 4, including a trigger. It's not very well known. True professional hornists can play every single note just from air control, without the keys. They can also play 6 octaves! One of the hardest brass instruments to play. It also has the smallest mouthpiece in brass. Best instrument ever!!!

Imran: Hey, Ellie, why didn't you bring your French Horn mouthpiece?
Ellie: Oh no! It's so small, it must've fallen out of my case!
Jadyn: At least now our ears will stop bleeding from how loud you play.
Ellie: *glares*
Imran: Haha. French horn is the best!

by hatchet-wielding nerd March 12, 2020

Common French L

A slag, used to describe any loss that France experiences, mostly related to ww2, when they surrendered to Germany

Hey dude, France lost the world cup to Germany again.
"Hell, if that's the only time they lost anything to Germany"
"Common French L"

by Luchezarionne October 1, 2022

French Letter

what hot girls call Les Condom

whispered "do you have a french letter?"

by tomkoz February 8, 2004

Frenchies

Rare disease that french people get and spread to others. The disease itself makes you have the uncontrollable desire to give up.

Ross developed a serious case of the frenchies and gave up on this school, work, and his life.

by jewwwsswssws August 22, 2011

French Victories

The Common misprint of the phrase 'French Losses.'

Teacher: You are to do a report on French Victories.
Student: Don't you mean French Losses?
Teacher: Yes, all the same.

by Chewy the bacca July 20, 2004

french taco

a vagina that doesn't like Americans. usually with fangs

i met this wicked hot chick but she had a french taco, like mariah carey

by jackass13579 April 23, 2010

frenchy

A mildly derogatory term for a person of French citizenship.

All right Frenchy, you can stop protesting the war and get back to your smelly cheese and frogs legs now.

by Space Cowgirl September 9, 2006