Eating Cheetos

The act of rounding up all the homeless people of the neighborhood, sedating them with free booze, and then chopping off and consuming their genitals. Usually done for sexual pleasure.

That guy Ed went to jail for Eating Cheetos, but at least nobody hassled me for spare change today.

by Chester Cheetah February 9, 2007

Eating cake

A SFW way of saying to masturbate.

"I plan to spend most of today at my computer eating cake."

by The Daft one February 8, 2010

eating shit

to hang out, or to imply people gossiping

We were at the mall, eating shit.

I walked away 'cause they were eating shit, and Mary's my friend.

by Mekka April 23, 2004

Eat Shit

To consume one's or another's feaces

Ben: "Oi, eat shit!"

Pedestrian proceeds to eat shit

by Pelt February 7, 2007

Eat the Burrito

To eat the burrito is to live life to the fullest, to take on a task whole-heartedly, to persevere and overcome adversity.

The US Olympic Hockey Team stunned the world by winning the gold medal in the 1980 Winter Olympics. No one suspected they were going to Eat the Burrito.

by Jason Denton April 20, 2010

eat a dick

... back to the late sixties; Eat a dick; nice way of saying suck a dick.

Eat a dick, you polyester faced moron!

by JeffDillon December 31, 2016

eating a brownie

Eating out an asshole.

I dont like eating a brownie on the first date. That is more of a third date kind of thang.

by anallickits May 28, 2014