eddorker

An eddorker is a type of person that enjoys living on the waste of others. They have a particular passion for searching through rubbish bins as they like to dig dirt, but don't have the intelligence to use a shovel. A victim of the eddorker is said to have been eddorkered.

My rubbish is everywhere. I've been the victim of an eddorker!

by Kung Of The Duckheads March 9, 2019

whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion've

The way smart people say whom.

Person 1: I do not know whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion've I will give my business to when I pass away.
Person 2: What the fuck?

by Sovietpizza February 17, 2017

eddorkered

The act of having your rubbish bin searched by an eddorker

My rubbish bin has been eddorkered.

by Kung Of The Duckheads March 9, 2019

edgy bridge

The hotspot in Blacon for its iconic bungee jumping history. It's popularity comes from the no ropes policy when jumping off from the sides. If you land on the circle at the end of your fall, your family earns insurance money for your death. It's name originates from its popularity with emos committing suicide here

Owen- "I had fun at Blacon's Edgy Bridge!"
Insurance earned: 5 quid

by Matt the Twat Facts June 2, 2017

Eduardo Squidwardo

A name that if uttered will cause you to be inflicted with lots of damage.

Jon: I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh?! You think I didn't hear you call me "Eduardo Squidwardo" behind my back! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOT'S OF DAMAGE!

by Hearshotkid_2113 January 8, 2019

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by Quzu July 18, 2011

Ed Witten

(i) A Theoretical Physicist at the Institute for Advanced Study, Princeton who specializes in String Theory. Widely regarded as Einstein's successor, he is unquestionably a genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.

- B+ in Calculus? No Ed Witten, but not bad.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.

by WhiteAndNerdy May 11, 2012