Doing yoga with the lights off

(verbal phrase) - having sex, particularly with a flexible partner.

Boss - So what'd you do last night?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W - <ugh> Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?

by Noro Machine August 11, 2010

Doing a Miranda

'Doing a Miranda' is what happens when a transsexual embraces radical feminism and annoys other transsexuals and uppity transgender people because the Miranda knows that penis is male. If someone is 'Doing a Miranda', they will often be called a TERF by other transgendereds.

Dude A: "are you trying to get Felicity on the blockbot list? Why? I'm confused."

Dude B: "Right now I just logged a couple of noteworthy tweets. She is kinda doing a Miranda though."

by gloopymange August 1, 2014

Docking

The males version of scissoring

"those two men were Docking lastnight"

by JMBakaTwizzler January 1, 2012

Docking

the art on an uncircumcised penis joining to a circumcised penis at the tip

john's Jewish penis went docking with Bill's catholic penis

by dcurles53 October 28, 2008

docking

The act of covering the head of a cut cock with the foreskin of an uncut cock.

Another reason Fruity liked docking with Barney D was because it was the only way Fruity could get his bellend covered with smegma. Circumsized guys cannot make smegma.

by C-Unit Racing August 2, 2007

doing the T-Rex

puking so extremely loudly as to sound like a T-Rex, usually as a result of excessive alcohol consumption

Sarah: "Where's Jake at?"
Jordan: "He just downed his 10th shot of tequila, and now he's in the bathroom doing the T-Rex."
Jake: "RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Earl Mooner February 17, 2009

Doing a Hitler

where an individual grows a tash identical to hitlers and invades Poland

" Hay man what you up to "
" Doing a hitler what about you "

by South Cyprus Killer August 14, 2009