Dekin

another word for homosexual who takes forever to get ready to go somewhere

michael: Hurry up Dekin

Dekin: im gay

by boothmeister90 February 10, 2009

Dicking the dog

Navy slang for fucking around when you're supposed to be doing something else. Also known as Skating. Sometimes a literal translation when you see someone banging a canine.

I asked why Matt's dog had blood running down it's leg but realized he had been dicking the dog.

by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020

credit card declined

its when u try to credit card sum1, but u get an ass load of shit on ur finger. its fucking gross, and u shuld giv bitches like this hu dont wipe their ass either a dirty sanchez or a crap slap w/ this "present" they have bestowed upon you.

swiper: o fuck dude. wipe ur ass hole. tht shit is gross.
one hu does not wipe asshole: credit card declined!
swiper: tht shit isnt funny. im gona stick it down ur throat.
one hu does not wipe asshole: don't!
swiper: i hate people hu dont wipe their assholes. they suck.

by fucksoid March 8, 2005

dockin

originated in tally,fla by teahbby

to act wierd; trippin

nigga:u talk'd to aaron today?
othawun:naw dat nigga was dockin earlier so i leff em alone

by teahbby August 10, 2008

Dry Docking

The act of initiating anal sex without any lubricant what-so-ever, forcing the person who is "dry docking" to "thumb it in", small incriments at a time.

Dude, i totally took it to Browntown last night. She didn't have any lube, so i had to resort to Dry Docking.

by bootyholeblaster September 8, 2011

Thats so Emily Dickinson

Another way to say something is Punk.

Eric: Yeah, going with cody to see Crass in march..cant wait.

Scott: idk man..id go but that too hardcore for me.

Ryan: Wow...thats so emily dickinson.

Danieljew: Wait what? i was too busy listening to deadmau5

by shecalledmepudd. January 17, 2011

space dicking

Dicking in space. Similar to space head, except that the sex in question is not oral.

I am an expert at space dicking.

by Spacedick July 25, 2010