Money's acting funny, change a little strange

A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.

If your money's acting funny, change a little strange, check out this store and buy all the cool merchandise we have in stock.

by Verrückte Hunde November 23, 2022

variable change

Making it (god) yahwey right for non assimilation too confusing to explain simultaneous gods that go and come at same time to host lottery winnings.

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by What 454545 flys gals water October 16, 2022

levels don change

Nigerian slang. Change in status. Could apply changes to professional, personal, religious, emotional, physical etc

I just got promoted at work, I can’t be seen hanging out with you
Why?
Because levels don change

by 9jafan May 10, 2023

changing of the guard

v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

changing of the guard

v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?

by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

Changing of the Guard

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.

by gnostic3 August 6, 2022

Wind of Change

The (as on the time of writing) most recent major update to War Thunder, famous for adding the A-10 Thunderbolt II.

(In 2025)

Person 1: Hey dude which update did Gaijin add the A-10 in?
Person 2: Wind of Change.
Person 1: Oh yeah.

by TwoOrMoreHippos May 27, 2022