TwoOrMoreHippos's definitions

Sexual Intercourse

Something which you will never have

You’ll never have sexual intercourse

by TwoOrMoreHippos May 2, 2022

Wind of Change

The (as on the time of writing) most recent major update to War Thunder, famous for adding the A-10 Thunderbolt II.

(In 2025)

Person 1: Hey dude which update did Gaijin add the A-10 in?
Person 2: Wind of Change.
Person 1: Oh yeah.

by TwoOrMoreHippos May 27, 2022

Voolcy

A person who should never be voted for, despite the threats towards his opposition.

Voolcy: “Vote Voolcy!,!!!,!!!,!!,!,1@1111”

Gigachad: “How about.... no.”

by TwoOrMoreHippos May 26, 2022

ASU

Abbreviation for Aviadesantnaya Samokhodnaya Ustanovka (Airborne Self-Propelled Gun), a series of light tank destroyers meant to be air droppable into warzones. The abbreviation has become colloquially used to refer to the vehicles of this series built, such as the ASU-57 and ASU-85.

Hey bro, have you heard of the ASU tank destroyers?

by TwoOrMoreHippos June 23, 2022

Schräge Musik

A type of weapons setup used by German and Japanese aircraft in World War 2. In it, aircraft have cannons mounted in an upward firing position, usually diagonally, which are meant to hit and destroy bombers. The Japanese also had a variation with downward firing cannons which proved less successful. The term comes from German, and means Strange Music.

The allies initially struggled to counter German fighters with Schräge Musik guns.

by TwoOrMoreHippos May 11, 2022

Aral Sea

Added with update 'Ground Breaking' in War Thunder, Aral Sea is a Ground Forces map. It is almost universally hated.

The map is made to look like the drained areas of the Aral Sea, which has shrunk quite a lot form its original size due to Soviet mismanagement.

I absolutely hate the Aral Sea map in War Thunder.

by TwoOrMoreHippos May 9, 2022

Gruise Ship

The unholy union of a BV-138 three-engined reconnaissance flying boat, developed in the 1930s for use in the German Luftwaffe in conjunction with the Kreigsmarine (German Navy), and Gru, the protagonist of the Despicable Me franchise made by Illumination.

Holy hell, is that a Gruise Ship?

by TwoOrMoreHippos May 30, 2022