Finger-Blasting

When one blows up another’s phone with messages.

Callie stop finger-blasting me! I’m in class!

by TStone98 January 1, 2018

Ass Blaster

The president of the United States, George Bush.

Whoah! That "ass blaster" sure can dump a load on Iraqi soil!

by Barbara Bush's Vagina October 13, 2006

meat blaster

A guy who posesses the rare ablity to blast the meat curtains off of a women's vagina when he blows his load.

Did you hear that Dirty Joe hospitalized that gnarly ho? I guess he meat blasted her pretty good.

by Dirty Joe July 9, 2004

Master-Blaster

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot ELEVEN cumshots up another dudes asshole when he fucks him.

A few of the cadets in my pod are Master-Blasters!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

Blastoise King

Homosexual, a slur used to someone who is an idiot and should shut up.

You are SO Blastoise king!

by Blastoise King April 19, 2006

Bunny Blast Her

When a man is nailing a girl from behind so furociously and fast, she thinks "Thumper" is literaly kicking her in the ass. At point of climax he than blasts a load to her face that would make Bambi shiver.

So Manny how did the date with Beth go last night?
"Oh I got that trick good with a "Bunny Blast Her". On top of that, I got my cardio work out along with it."
So Beth how did your date with Manny go last night?
"It felt like he was drumming "wipe out" on my ass"

by V-Venom September 14, 2007

e-blast

Short for ejaculation blast. More commonly used in referring to a virtual ejaculation rather than literally spraying cum violently.

'Did you see that email from that bitch Valerie? I'd like to e-blast all over her face!'

by DehsYkael May 16, 2015