Baby Eater Baker

a triple whopper eater, known for bulbous muscles and high presssure intimidation due to steroid overdose, when not making children cry and eating babies he is flying the world blocking hotmail and other websites with his super sonicwall abilities, his only known predator is Chuck Norris,he is also known for yellign at cockey asshoels for resisting his ultimate rulings, in my opinion

i watched Baby Eater Baker take a bite out of someones skull and then procede to ejaculate on his corpes out of ecxcitement all while blocking websites

by left unlisted for protection from the baby eater January 13, 2006

Bakers Dozen

A Bakers Dozen is a recent Marine Corps tradition in which 13 people evacuate their bowels into one toilet consecutively without flushing. Can be a highly effective corrective measure, but isn't always done for any particular reason. As all things in the Marine Corps, the Bakers Dozen must be executed with the utmost professionalism, integrity, and attention to detail.

SGT: "Give me 3 bodies!"
*3 PFCs jump up"
SGT: "Go grab a shovel out of the supply closet and head to second deck, room 215."
PFC: "What do you want us to do with a shovel on second deck, SGT?"
SGT: "Another Bakers Dozen, the 3rd fucking one this month. Expect to hear it from Gunny during the brief tomorrow..."
PFC: "YUT YUT, BLOOD GUTS KILL RAH"

by Alvin J Yakitori June 15, 2013

wannabe baller

someone who wishes they were a baller

kyle cordova, jeff ledbetter

by haha December 20, 2003

Brown Ballerina

When you are wiping your ass and your finger goes through the toilet paper, giving the appearance of a brown ballerina (the paper being the tutu)!

"I was wiping my ass yesterday and got a brown ballerina."

by m!lky October 4, 2008

Uni-Baller

A man and/or boy who gets their testicle knocked out usually by a girl. So the person only has one testicle.

John Ed got his left nut knocked out by Anniela during Lunch, now he takes the title as Uni-Baller.

by civic June 2, 2005

backdoor bakery

When the girl you are having sexual intercourse with bends over for anal penetration, discreetly rub bengay on your condom. When you first enter her anus she will believe that your condom is merely lubricated. Little does she know that her ass will soon turn into an easy-bake brownie oven.

Girl: "Honey! My poop is burning!"
Guy: "Ding-ding! Brownies are ready! I just gave you a backdoor bakery, bitch!"

by jordynbest December 24, 2009

baller

It started off life meaning somebody who has made it big playing baseball. Now it means whoever uses the word and isn't mocking it is a fucking idiot.

Person1: "That's some baller ass shit"
Person2: " "
Person1: "You don't know baller when you see it bitch?"
Person2: " "

by The Definition King October 2, 2006